jerkidiot:

heyyodel208:

jerkidiot:

fuccinckkin…fuck this stupid website…when I saw that stupid “it’s a metaphor” meme getting popular I immediately bought a big fake cigar….I didnt read that it was from China and would take a few weeks….well here it is and it’s too late….the meme is dead….fuck you fuck your cigarettes fuck your memes fuck your metaphors I am done

its a metaphor dont you see

you try to join the killing thing but by that time the killing thing is killed itself

YES THE METAPHOR LIVES ON

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Think of it this way…

thebobblehat:

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

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The asshole you just can’t hate

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The hot foreign guy

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The athlete

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The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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smindersonfan:

htedocter:

gingerten:

onlyconsultingangel:

oswaldz:

i am legitimately sorry

i cAn’t BREaTHE

TEN NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE A SONIC

gingerten, behave.

(via iamshanesbitch)

suzuharatoji:

it makes me so mad that benedict cumberbatch was even included in the voting in the first place. if you read his blurb you’ll see it’s basically just saying that he’s a great actor. but what has he accomplished that can benefit other people as well? what has he done that has influenced many people?

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When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

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radglawr:

artbymoga:

But Bernard realized too late: mistakes were made.

i can’t

radglawr:

artbymoga:

But Bernard realized too late: mistakes were made.

i can’t

(Source: catleecious, via batsutousai)

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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stillnotblinking:

i found out the computers in my high school 101 class had photoshop

stillnotblinking:

i found out the computers in my high school 101 class had photoshop

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(Source: girlchub, via meguki)

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine.

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine.

(Source: awildswan, via akai-onepiece)

(Source: ydrill, via walrusmstr)

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via xoxo-kayla-xoxo)

y0hjii:

you:

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me:

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